Seriously, what the fuck are you wearing?
Here's a break down of what people wear here:
1) Shapeless bags - For dress shirts and pants, at least 3 sizes too fucking big. Do you not own a fucking mirror?
2) LOGOS - Holy fuck do you guys ever like logos... Monster, Rids, DC, Oakley, Some fucking deer thing. Wow. Gross.
3) Ugly fucking shorts - That look like the pattern is off your grandmothers old fucking sofa.
4) Tucked in T - You can't go 10 minutes without seeing someone with their t-shirt tucked into their mom jeans. Gut fully exposed and too fucking dense to feel shame. Makes me sick.
5) Mom Jeans - This goes for men and women... You all wear the same fucking pair of light wash jeans, they look like shit.
6) Anything 80's - Oiler's shit included.
7) Beer shirts - From 20 fucking years ago on that Budweiser promo, and well over 20 in your closet.
Fucking Edmontonians and your ugly ass clothes, learn how to dress you're an embarrassment to society.