Its loaded
Its cocked
Barrell at the temple
Farewell
Ive spent my life on the ice. But the icy sidewalks of this ugly metropolis of trash are now too much. I have purchased a gun. And 1 bullet. I see no other way out of this living nightmare. I am the best at what I do stuck in the worst place do it. The fans here are just pathetic husks of what sports fan should be. And I dont blame them. The city of Edmonton is the very essence of depression.
Its loaded Its cocked Barrell at the temple Farewell Rogers Place may as well have been built on a fucking garbage dump. Literally the worst part of the city and that's saying something. An architectural marvel placed smack dab in the middle of bums, hookers, and crack heads by the dozens. Gum, needles, shit, half eaten loaves of stale bread - all rest on the freshly paved sidewalks next to the melted state of the art plastic garbage can that some transient used as his only source of heat last winter. Or maybe it was fall. Hell, could have been spring or summer even. In any event that "place" looks 20 years old already. We are an absolute embarrassment. Make no mistake. Dear Resident, We have noticed this area of the city has enjoyed a row of trees for far too long. The city of Edmonton has decided to relieve you of the beauty. 20 trees will be chopped down immediately. The park, basketball court and field directly adjacent to the trees will now be more exposed to the busy road. The city of Edmonton planning commission prefers this look as a way to minimize joy, peace, serenity and overall greenery. We know as a long time citizen you are used to this type of procedure. If you have any questions please dont ask them. Just shut up and watch as the park is dismantled next for another row of condos. The Edmonton motto has and always will be....'CUT IT DOWN, BUILD IT UP, WATCH EM SPAWN AND FILL IT UP' Sincerley, YEG Nature Killers Inc & the board of directors at Walmart Soon Co. I just wanted to remind everyone what a fucking shithole we live in. Dark cold boring death. You are all wasting your lives living here. The earth is a big giant place. Alot of it is warm and overflowing with culture. Beaches actually exist. Did you know that? A place where trees stay alive for the whole year. A place where nature is preserved and is encouraged to grow.
Then theres this small dirty icy flat gross sloppy construction site of a town that has a crew of 1000s of fat fucking pigs working 24/7 increasing the putrid stench of cigarette butts and diesel trucks. You are dying here. Not slowly. But quickly. Dumb FUCK!! You would think this shit would be a goldmine of TIN posts but all it brings is pure depression. National parks closed. Provincial parks closed. Fun things, closed. Social things, closed. Sports, closed. Everything that can distract from living in TIN, closed. Snowfall warning incoming. Fuck this, going to liq store. Pick up the weed next. Coping to the max. Guzzle n blaze. BBC earth, escape me. Next person to ask me this is getting their jaw launched into fucking orbit. On the first day of Christmas |
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