Just face it! You're here and you try to make the best of it. Every day is just another excuse as to why you put up with living in such a shit hole city like Edmonton. It's okay though, there's no need to lie to anyone anymore, there's a reason you're still here.
It's the TIN Curve.
This is how it works..
The bad here is SO bad that even the slight chance of something good seems like something great.
I call this the Disillusionment Zone.
We all know disappointment here, it's bred into every Edmontonian. Not just with the weather but with every day fucking life.
But after that you reach a point of reasoning that's overwhelming. You accept where you live because of the turn in weather. You accept all the shortfalls you've been bitching about all winter like every core problem suddenly doesn't exist.
It's Fake Summer and you've fallen into the trap.
The TIN curve is constant. You can't beat it. It won't end. The cycle will continue for as long as you are here.
So please do yourself a favour and get the fuck out of this place!!!