Me: "I'm moving to BC"
Most IDIOT FUCKS from EdmonTIN who hear me: "It's not cheap" or "not me, its too expensive"
You dumb fucks are pathetic clowns. Tinners. Too embarrased to admit other places exist that are alot more glorious than this disgusting wasteland of piss reak. Deep down you know it. I know you know it. I saw your face quiver with depression when you said it. You're stuck here so you lie and pretend its fine. The rest of Canada is watching while the rope around your neck begs for the chair you stand on to tip.
You fucked up and planted your roots here. You were unlucky and those roots somehow sprouted through 16 layers of concrete and held on. Oh your fat wife is preggo? Great. Another generation of earth digging tree chopping Timmys building vape suckers on the horizon. Your kids are already depressed and they aint even seen a consteuction barrier. They sit in the womb listening to dad complain about the Oilers. Do it a favor and heat up a hanger.
Most IDIOT FUCKS from EdmonTIN who hear me: "It's not cheap" or "not me, its too expensive"
You dumb fucks are pathetic clowns. Tinners. Too embarrased to admit other places exist that are alot more glorious than this disgusting wasteland of piss reak. Deep down you know it. I know you know it. I saw your face quiver with depression when you said it. You're stuck here so you lie and pretend its fine. The rest of Canada is watching while the rope around your neck begs for the chair you stand on to tip.
You fucked up and planted your roots here. You were unlucky and those roots somehow sprouted through 16 layers of concrete and held on. Oh your fat wife is preggo? Great. Another generation of earth digging tree chopping Timmys building vape suckers on the horizon. Your kids are already depressed and they aint even seen a consteuction barrier. They sit in the womb listening to dad complain about the Oilers. Do it a favor and heat up a hanger.