Ice on my windshield
The temperatures dropping
I don't have a TIN shield
I'm kill myself talking
My lawn finally looks nice
Just in time for snow
My truck has a tail pipe
Attached to a hose
The hose leads to window
That which is closed
They'll find me in TIN pose
Slumped over froze
But somebody seen me
And they called the medics
I'm sueing them and the EMT's
For not letting me end it
Cuz now I'm back shoveling
Scraping and shivering
Drinking and sniffling
Drinking till drunk drink and I'm drunking my misery
- The Tail Pipe Poet
The temperatures dropping
I don't have a TIN shield
I'm kill myself talking
My lawn finally looks nice
Just in time for snow
My truck has a tail pipe
Attached to a hose
The hose leads to window
That which is closed
They'll find me in TIN pose
Slumped over froze
But somebody seen me
And they called the medics
I'm sueing them and the EMT's
For not letting me end it
Cuz now I'm back shoveling
Scraping and shivering
Drinking and sniffling
Drinking till drunk drink and I'm drunking my misery
- The Tail Pipe Poet