Sit down TIN Town and listen up, it's time for a reality check.
If you live here, chances are you're stuck in Fake Life.
A life where every single fucking day is a struggle against not only the elements but every idiot tinner out there just waiting to FUCK up your day.
You tell yourself every day it's not that bad just to get by. It's not THAT cold. The air doesn't stink THAT much There's not THAT much garbage, shit n piss all around. Oh hey, I just got threatened to get beat up cause ____________, that's normal! Other cities are like this too right?
The excuses pile up as high as the landfill and you suddenly come to a breaking point and don't know what's normal anymore.
It's a daily routine of acceptance that the shittiness is A-OK. This is just life I guess.
If you've allowed that shit to be your norm, you're stuck in Fake Life mode.
Living in Fake Life is a very serious condition and if left untreated can lead to Tinnitus or even worse, Tinnerism.
If you have any of the following symptoms your should seriously consider treatment:
- Depression.
- Anxiety.
- Itchy & flaky dry skin.
- Forgetting how to smile.
- Fatigue and feelings of loss.
- Headaches from honking, sirens, etc.
- Pain. Constant fucking pain.
- Nausea when looking at any view.
- Talking about the weather with strangers.
- Being detoured to detour to bridge out WTF.
- Getting REALLY into the Oilers to escape daily grind.
The #1 treatment if you feel any of these symptoms is to immediately head West. Leave the TIN behind and find yourself some Serenity FAST.
And while heading West is the #1 recommendation for getting out of Fake Life, if you are unable to escape it physically, there is an alternative...
Hoot & drink till the symptoms retreat.
Picture yourself in a new landscape.
Repeat.
Escape.