1) Enjoy the Sun, while it lasts...
Get outside this weekend before the crushing depression of winter kicks in and you're driving to work in the dark and driving home in the dark and living your whole god damn life in the dark.
2) Take a Tour of Edmonton's Streets.
Take a driving tour around the city and count all the road construction projects that won't finish before the snow flies, they will be sure to fuck your life up all winter long.
3) Play the Crane Game.
Look up, waaaaay up! Count the cranes hovering above you as they pile shit up into the sky.
4) Prep your Dually Hemi Monster Truck for Winter.
Jack it up a few more feet, throw on some gigantic tires that will not only eat up the snow but the concrete as well, don't bother with mudflaps though, watch that pavement fly and fuck everyone else.
5) Talk about the upcoming Oilers season.
Get together with your best buds and talk about your favourite losing sports team's line combinations and what YOU would do to fix them. CONNORRRRRR!!! Shut the fuck up buddy.
Get outside this weekend before the crushing depression of winter kicks in and you're driving to work in the dark and driving home in the dark and living your whole god damn life in the dark.
2) Take a Tour of Edmonton's Streets.
Take a driving tour around the city and count all the road construction projects that won't finish before the snow flies, they will be sure to fuck your life up all winter long.
3) Play the Crane Game.
Look up, waaaaay up! Count the cranes hovering above you as they pile shit up into the sky.
4) Prep your Dually Hemi Monster Truck for Winter.
Jack it up a few more feet, throw on some gigantic tires that will not only eat up the snow but the concrete as well, don't bother with mudflaps though, watch that pavement fly and fuck everyone else.
5) Talk about the upcoming Oilers season.
Get together with your best buds and talk about your favourite losing sports team's line combinations and what YOU would do to fix them. CONNORRRRRR!!! Shut the fuck up buddy.