A new arena? Wow, Edmonton is awesome now! Like a light switch full fucking 180 spin I feel great about living here! This new arena fixes everything!
Or at least that's what good few, true orange and blue tinners will tell you. They just needed a new excuse. Force down the kool-aid buddy, keep pretending that you like it here. Soon that kool-aid will turn to alch and you'll realize that this city is just tricking you once again. This new sun blocking eye sore is just a new toy like your seven fucking ATV's and snowmobiles, or this year's new tech gadget that you'll throw away last year's model for. NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW! Maybe if I buy just one more thing I'll be happy!!!!!
This new toy isn't fooling me. It looks like a small flaccid dick when seen from above with it's knob pointed straight at downtown. Is it coincidence that downtown Edmonton smells like fucking piss? Whoever designed that unit probably laughing his ass off that it was actually built. Just another joke for this city and just another reason why Edmonton sucks.
Or at least that's what good few, true orange and blue tinners will tell you. They just needed a new excuse. Force down the kool-aid buddy, keep pretending that you like it here. Soon that kool-aid will turn to alch and you'll realize that this city is just tricking you once again. This new sun blocking eye sore is just a new toy like your seven fucking ATV's and snowmobiles, or this year's new tech gadget that you'll throw away last year's model for. NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW! Maybe if I buy just one more thing I'll be happy!!!!!
This new toy isn't fooling me. It looks like a small flaccid dick when seen from above with it's knob pointed straight at downtown. Is it coincidence that downtown Edmonton smells like fucking piss? Whoever designed that unit probably laughing his ass off that it was actually built. Just another joke for this city and just another reason why Edmonton sucks.