Architecture? No. Tall boxes.
River valley? Yes. No access.
Water? No. Brown sludge.
Night life? Yes. The Stabbiest.
Street lights? Yes. On every intersection.
Crosswalks? No no. Death zones.
Bikes? No. Get out of my way.
Bike lanes? ABSOLUTELY NOT. Die hippie.
Bike on sidewalk? No. Ticketed.
Cops? No. Traffic watchers.
Safety? No. Learn MMA.
Fun? No. Work work work.
Work? No. Spare some change?
Vibrant downtown? No. Bum town.
Pavement? Yes. Let's park.
Parks? No. Needle trails.
Green? No. Yellowish grey.
Blue? No. Smoggy beige.
Orange? Yes. Detour.
Cars? No no. Trucks!
Stars? No. Industrial lighting.
Weather? Ya. All we talk about.
Summer? No. Wind-er.
Fall? No. Pre-winter.
Winter? Yes. 9 months.
Seriously everything about this city is fucking pathetic.
Feel free to add on your hate in the comments.