Saw a women scraping her windshield this morning as she puffed a cigarette. Her belly was propped up on the hood of her 2004 rusted Dodge Caravan. A real beauty she was. She'll use the frost as an excuse why she was late for her job. By hometime she'll finish that pack of smokes she opened in the morning and stop for a new pack after the McDs drive thru. Mommas baby are hungry and rapidly developing heart conditions that go well with the diabeties. Shes raising a new batch of EdmonTinners. She falls asleep on the couch at 7:30. Greasy fingers wet the TV remote as the crumbs stain her ripped McDavid T shirt. The same shirt she'll wear on Saturday to Wal Mart. Pringles are on sale. What a disgusting classic EdmonTin hag. A stress leave EI paycheck calls her name. Either that or another pregnancy.