Dear Edmonton Drivers:
Here is a list of things you don't need to come to a full fucking stop for:
- Traffic Circles with YIELD signs
- Exit lanes
- Merge Lanes
- Fog
Seriously, what the fuck are you all doing out there?
Every day I drive by the merge lanes at Anthony Henday and 111 Street and every day it's backed up just cause you dumbasses don't know how to adjust your speed and merge like a regular fucking human being.
And to the person behind me that cuts across the merge lines to pass the people who can't fucking merge:
YOU ARE NOT FUCKING SPECIAL!
You are not above the fucking rules, you pieces of shit are what add to the garbage pile that is Edmonton.
On a daily basis I watch you clowns try to maneuver your behemoth earth destroyer jacked up shit box trucks around this excuse for a city thinking you are better than everyone else. I look over and see who you are as you fuck everyone's shit up. Mr. MONSTER logo, RDS hat, no sleeves, swim trunk wearing fuck! You going fucking swimming buddy?
FUCK Edmonton sucks
Here is a list of things you don't need to come to a full fucking stop for:
- Traffic Circles with YIELD signs
- Exit lanes
- Merge Lanes
- Fog
Seriously, what the fuck are you all doing out there?
Every day I drive by the merge lanes at Anthony Henday and 111 Street and every day it's backed up just cause you dumbasses don't know how to adjust your speed and merge like a regular fucking human being.
And to the person behind me that cuts across the merge lines to pass the people who can't fucking merge:
YOU ARE NOT FUCKING SPECIAL!
You are not above the fucking rules, you pieces of shit are what add to the garbage pile that is Edmonton.
On a daily basis I watch you clowns try to maneuver your behemoth earth destroyer jacked up shit box trucks around this excuse for a city thinking you are better than everyone else. I look over and see who you are as you fuck everyone's shit up. Mr. MONSTER logo, RDS hat, no sleeves, swim trunk wearing fuck! You going fucking swimming buddy?
FUCK Edmonton sucks